Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Imran Khan to engage in some light politicking

Pakistani cricketer-turned-politician Imran Khan has found that issues like corruption, inflation, education and unemployment, about which he has held many drawing room discussions over the past 15 years, are not half as interesting as Kashmir.

“Led Zeppelin never sang a song called Inflation, did they?” reasoned the Oxford-educated Khan. Reaching out to a wider audience and cutting down the length of his speech to a crisp 50 minutes, he addressed a rally attended by 100,000 people in Lahore, hoping that they would vote for him based on his ability to deliver speeches that only render about 23.7 percent of the audience comatose.

After suffering a humiliating defeat in the 1997 elections, supporting Musharraf’s military coup in 1999 and withdrawing support just before the elections, receiving 0.8 percent of the total votes cast in the 2002 elections and finally boycotting the 2008 elections, Mr. Khan is optimistic about the 2013 elections. “We can only go up from here,” he said. 

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