Tuesday, November 1, 2011

EU wants WTO talks to be more fun

The European Union has suggested a change in the agenda for the WTO's eighth ministerial conference, which will be held in Geneva. Representatives from the Eurozone claimed that they are exhausted after the Greek debt crisis and would like to take a break and discuss something “light and breezy”.

“It’s been a decade since the Doha Round started and it’s quite clear at this point that we’re not getting anywhere. Why can’t we ever talk about how to mix a good drink or where our wives buy diamonds for a change?” wrote an unidentified EU representative in the informal trade negotiations committee.

The WTO remained cautious in its response. “I suppose a few rounds of blackjack or golf wouldn’t hurt,” said Pascal Lamy, Director General of the World Trade Organization. 

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