Anna Hazare unable to lose last 6 pounds

Even after two rounds of fasting, anti-obesity crusader Anna Hazare has been unable to achieve his ideal weight. “At the end of the last hunger strike he was quite happy with the results, but he soon started regaining the pounds. He was so upset that he refused to speak to anybody,” said a Team Anna member.

But Mr. Hazare has refused to give up. Understanding the importance of a positive body image for the youth of the nation, he has decided to go on a fast yet again to show them that determination is everything and that the perfect figure is attainable for everyone.

Looking to espouse a cause that would inspire many to join him and thereby motivate him to see his weight loss plan through, Mr. Hazare has dropped the campaigning “against” political parties idea and decided to protest match-fixing by Pakistani cricketers instead, a cause that is expected to garner massive support because they haven’t played good cricket in years.