Germans are "just awesome drivers"

Behavioural economists have concluded that Germans are “just awesome drivers.” The record for maximum grands prix won in a season is currently held by Michael Schumacher, and is now likely to be equalled by Sebastian Vettel. Pressed to explain why Germans are able to dominate entire seasons in such a manner, behavioural economists at the prestigious University of Wedonthaveanythingbettertodo claimed that their explanation is broad enough to answer similar questions regarding the rising number of popular German Formula 1 drivers such as Heinz-Harald Frentzen, Nick Heidfeld, Timo Glock, Nico Rosberg, Adrian Sutil and Ralf Schumacher. As to why none of these drivers actually live in Germany, their null hypothesis is “Germans just don’t like to pay taxes.” The study is expected to be completed in mid-2012.