Researchers who are paid to do research of this sort have found that Economics is a diva. “We conducted a structured study over many decades to obtain this result and it has been worth the effort,” says Thomas Smith of the University of Wedonthaveanythingbettertodo, who headed the study.
“We began by determining Economics’ gender, and that was quite simple because privileged white men have been obsessing over her for centuries,” said one of Dr. Smith’s enthusiastic interns.
“After years of thinking and figuring things out we decided that she is a diva because of certain behavioural traits that emerged,” another equally enthusiastic intern chimed in until Dr. Smith cut him off. “You see, she adopts the wayward children of Mathematics, Physics, Psychology and Sociology and gives them ridiculous names but has no children of her own. In addition to that, she has had affairs with nearly everyone from public policy to complex mathematics but she is still single.”
Not to be outdone, the visibly hurt intern whom Dr. Smith had cut off added, “Her marriage with political thought ended disastrously but the alimony made her rich enough to the live the rest of her life off it. She also spends a lot of time managing her public image and has a lot of money that she doesn’t exactly deserve.”
“A lot of people consider her insanely hot and go for her even though they know that she doesn’t have too much intrinsic value,” Dr. Smith concluded.
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